![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:00 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Sure, a Hobo Spider can have his testicles hanging out all he wants, but when I do it, I’m called a creep and get kicked out of Hobby Lobby.
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:05 |
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Hobby Lobby is nasty, get your ass to Michaels
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:09 |
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Can’t accuse me of double standards. Out with the creepy spider, too.
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:12 |
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I think as long as you’re not getting an abortion, or getting gay married they'll let you have your balls out at Hobby Lobby.
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:20 |
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Well I mean I guess a hobo spider has two distinct advantages over you. One, I mean you say a hobo, and therefore it can exercise it’s right to not wear clothes and hang his balls out, and two, it’s a spider, and therefore doesn’t have to, and three, I mean...now that I think about it...if you want to try to dress a spider you can, but...I...I guess what we’re learning is that life can be a little unfair at times!
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:31 |
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Ew i just had a mental picture
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:36 |
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Even admitting you have balls to get out is grounds for getting kicked off the internet for being a creep.
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:46 |
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A hondabro with 8 legs? I’ll get the flamethrower.
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:54 |
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Hobby Lobby is a creepy place.
![]() 09/14/2016 at 17:58 |
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That's like saying Disney World is nasty, go to the County Fair :D